1. Goodbye Tumblr.

    Dear Tumblr.

    In the past few months we have been seeing each other less and less.

    And I think we should start seeing other people.

    It’s not you it’s me. I have just been busy lately.

    And besides, you are based in the US and, I just can handle a long distance relationship.

    So Tumblr, I think it’s time for us to part ways.

    I will miss you Tumblr. Goodbye

    Forever

    Maybe…

     
  2. 23:12 7th Nov 2011

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    Reblogged from gagomli

    Reblog this if you AREN’T homophobic.

    havetardiswilltravel:

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    sexualstephenfryfrustration:

    stillistrugglewiththesamedeamons:

    alexzandrasworld:

    bellabitchh:

    Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.

    IT’S OKAY

    TO BE GAY

    I WON’T MIND

    IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

    IT’S OKAY

    TO BE GAY

    I’D STILL LOVE YOU

    AND OTHERS WILL TOO

    people are fine by me.

    everyone should reblog this

    I really love the amount of rainbows in this post.

    (Source: insidemyrainboweyes)

     
  3. The Meaning of My Name

    Daniel

    This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
    Other definitions are thought to be:
    Tao
    Chi
    The Great Spirit
    Chuck Norris
    Energy
    Infinity
    Sublime
    ect
    Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
    The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, “The Answer”. All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

    Thankyou Urban Dictionary

     
  4. 22:56 5th Oct 2011

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    Reblogged from gagomli

    Tags: cookie

    image: Download

     
  5. Hello, could I order some racial equality?
Sorry, we don’t sell that.

    Hello, could I order some racial equality?

    Sorry, we don’t sell that.

     
  6. 20:31

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    Reblogged from rocketboom

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    rocketboom:

Never forget..

For some reason, my birthday is important to Americans.

    rocketboom:

    Never forget..

    For some reason, my birthday is important to Americans.

     
  7. 20:17

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    Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton

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    afternoonsnoozebutton:

THIS IS INCONVENIENT!
Maybe they thought it was a bazooka or something.

    afternoonsnoozebutton:

    THIS IS INCONVENIENT!

    Maybe they thought it was a bazooka or something.

     
  8. 20:02

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    There’s always someone out there.

    There’s always someone out there.

     
  9. A bit harsh? I’d be callin up da po-leece

    A bit harsh? I’d be callin up da po-leece

     
  10. 22:28 30th Aug 2011

    Notes: 1

    Global warming takes many different forms.

    Global warming takes many different forms.

     
  11. 20:48 29th Aug 2011

    Notes: 3

    This handy gentleman has built an (arguably ill-conceived, but nevertheless impressive) rifle-slingshot that fires machetes, should you find yourself with the need to fire machetes.

     
  12. 20:32

    Notes: 8

     
  13. I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both  know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10  profit.

    I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit.

     
  14. Stupid Keyboards

    The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase ‘Regards’ again

     
  15. Looks scary in real life doesn’t he?

    Looks scary in real life doesn’t he?